Zis is zee couch. Tell me how are ew feeling?

Stand back the kettle's on and she's about to whistle an evapourating potentially disappearing post of boiling rage.

I had to endure a influx of questions and comments from Omar yesterday surrounding Moot. Take this in:

• I really miss Grog (Moot)
• can I call him
• why can't I call him
• I want to ask him if he's coming back
• Is he coming back
• I would tell him I love him and that I want him to come back
• Maybe he's waiting for us to call him
• OK, I'm going downstairs to call him now
• Why not?
• But I miss him
• But I thought he was moving in

Here son, I know you're only seven, but let me fill you in. Some men are 664¥854¥459 ÊÞ½¹¯ÄºÞ°. Why didn't he say goodbye to you? Because he's a .9815@Ľ±ÝÄÞ½º± There's really no other reasonable explanation. Can you call him? NO, no you can not call him. Do you want a @»¯¶°ºÞ°Ù(Íß±) in our home. Yes, I understand you had fun with him and yes he played with you, read you bedtime stories, took you skiing, bought you roller skates, played hockey with you, cuddled you, picked you up when you were crying, encouraged you when you were sad or confused and yes, brought you to the hockey games over the past four years or so and yes I know he disappeared of the face of the ÊÞ½¹¯ÄºÞ°Ù planet without so much as a ÊÞ½¹¯ÄºÞ°Ù you very much. Maybe he needed to hurt you as much as he was hurt by the very same action. This is what ˆÀ‘S—̈æF17 do. Rather than facing things and dealing with them, they let women and children take the hit.

What I had to say....Of course it was primarily the sacrine packaged crap that you say to your kid when you've dated the @̨¯ÄȽ¼½ÃÑ with the occasional nugget of raw brown reality.Will that be one lump or two? Tea's on!

Have I ever been a ÊÞ½¹¯ÄºÞ°Ù ? Not quite to this degree, but I'm sure we have all had our @ƒeƒjƒXƒlƒbƒg moments. But wouldn't that be the pot calling the kettle black? Perhaps yes, if it were ME who had actually bailed on a child ever. Which is not the case here.

Welcome to "THE COUCH".

Tell me, how does zis child's comments make YOU feel?