Send In The Clowns

Ever known a gal who could dance-sing-a-song-play-a-flute?

OK, well, I can hire out the flute playing to my friend "Canada".

What CAN I do? Well, besides special delivery of converters...I'm currently pretty darn proud of my inline skate marathon results from Sunday, not to mention the snaggle tooth navigation of this tricky work situation.

While I have images of myself wearing pink riding an elephant with painted toe nails...Suddenly up blast the flame throwers and in come the stilt walkers. For now...I'm thinking I'm more up for a stunning performance that includes me holding a pink Cosmopolitan and wearing something fetching...

Chill the bubbly!