More Than A Feeling
Fun things to do with your kid:
Purchase a device that alters your voice. ($14 Zellers)
Head to Tim Horton's drive through.
*control giggling*
Using the 'Monster' setting, demand "ONE SMALL FRENCH VANILLA NOW!!!"
Then be in such a fit of laughter that you drive off without your French Vanilla, realize as you pull into your driveway, then like the damn jackass that you are, return to the Timmy's and explain at the order window you've come back for your forgotten French Vanilla.
Fun things to do without your kid:
Purchase one small French Vanilla ($1.39)
Use the high pressure car wash with super foamy pink lather ($4).
Rinse.
Put on your favourite tunes LOUD.
Then find wide open back roads safe from any obstructions and 'dry' the car by seeing how fast your car can go. ;-)
Purchase a device that alters your voice. ($14 Zellers)
Head to Tim Horton's drive through.
*control giggling*
Using the 'Monster' setting, demand "ONE SMALL FRENCH VANILLA NOW!!!"
Then be in such a fit of laughter that you drive off without your French Vanilla, realize as you pull into your driveway, then like the damn jackass that you are, return to the Timmy's and explain at the order window you've come back for your forgotten French Vanilla.
Fun things to do without your kid:
Purchase one small French Vanilla ($1.39)
Use the high pressure car wash with super foamy pink lather ($4).
Rinse.
Put on your favourite tunes LOUD.
Then find wide open back roads safe from any obstructions and 'dry' the car by seeing how fast your car can go. ;-)
posted by nancycle at
7:02 p.m.
4 Comments:
Hi! I just found your blog through blogography.com and I cannot stop CRACKING UP at your post. Enjoy your writing--when I have more time I'll back up and read more from the past. :)
Mighty neighbourly of you. Mighty neighbourly.
THAT IS AWESOME. I feel better about laughing out loud when my four year old called someone a jackass spontaneously today for cutting me off it traffic. (and I like your blog very much too!)
crse - Where DO they learn these things?!?! Must be TV. ;)
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