Out of the Boo
Funny little e-mail I received this morning, thought I'd share it with y'all....
The World's Shortest Fairy Tale...
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and
went shopping,dancing, camping, drank martinis,
always had a clean house, never had to cook,
did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued,
didn't get fat, travelled more, had many lovers,
didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.
She went to the theatre, never watched sports,
never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass,
had high self esteem, never cried or yelled,
felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants,
and burped, swore, and farted all the time.
THE END
NOW...HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!
The World's Shortest Fairy Tale...
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and
went shopping,dancing, camping, drank martinis,
always had a clean house, never had to cook,
did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued,
didn't get fat, travelled more, had many lovers,
didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.
She went to the theatre, never watched sports,
never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass,
had high self esteem, never cried or yelled,
felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants,
and burped, swore, and farted all the time.
THE END
NOW...HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!
posted by nancycle at
9:16 a.m.
5 Comments:
Burping and farting all the time? Well doesn't she sound perfectly lovely! I want to marry her right now! :-)
I just know there's a message there somewhere. And the moral of the story is......? Sweatpants - good and lingerie -bad?
I hope she had some good air freshener!
You make me laugh!
dave2 - Ha! You probably fart more than any of us! Closet farter!! LOL Don't like the competion, huh Dave ;-) Yes, we all know your future wife won't make a whiff. Maybe you can have her fart sac removed like a pet skunk.
lone grey squirrel - I think her message in sending this might be related to the "percieved" differences in our lifestyles.
canada - OK, I won't say what I want to say....lol....but good air freshener is always a nice thing in a person's home. Anyone's home....No one in particular...Yup...Any ole home.
hmmm . . . a hint of sorts?
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