FAWTS
Omar: I know how to make fawts.
Me: Really?!..How?
Omar: You need to eat a snack and sit on a blue carpet cross-legged.
Me: What if I sit on a red carpet?
Omar: Red carpets will work too.
Me: Omar, what colour is the carpet in your classroom?
Omar: Blue.
Me: Unhuh. (leaning in with a diabolical grin, I whisper) Ever let one rip at school?
Omar: Yeah, but I had to pretend it wasn’t me or I’d be embarrassed.
Me: Right. That happens more than you’d believe.
Omar: I fawted in the hall one day and it echoed.
Me: Good one.
Me: Really?!..How?
Omar: You need to eat a snack and sit on a blue carpet cross-legged.
Me: What if I sit on a red carpet?
Omar: Red carpets will work too.
Me: Omar, what colour is the carpet in your classroom?
Omar: Blue.
Me: Unhuh. (leaning in with a diabolical grin, I whisper) Ever let one rip at school?
Omar: Yeah, but I had to pretend it wasn’t me or I’d be embarrassed.
Me: Right. That happens more than you’d believe.
Omar: I fawted in the hall one day and it echoed.
Me: Good one.
Labels: farts
posted by nancycle at
5:50 a.m.
6 Comments:
What was in that snack?? :-)
I wish I had asked that question!
Cauliflower and Broccoli perhaps...I'm desperately trying to avoid talking about chamber reloads and the effectiveness of my snack packing abilities.
My blog entries are even grossing ME out right now!
Follow up: He says that the snack has to be "real food". In our terms that means a "healthy snack".
You are so good for my parenting esteem. I feel much less guilty about teaching norm to giggle like a emotionally retarded twelve year old whenever the passage of gas takes place in our vicinity...
crse - Farting will never cease to be funny in my family.
*snort*
Totally cute & funny.
I laugh when my cat farts, and the poor little thing looks utterly confused.
Between that and wanting to dress my child up in a chicken costume on a regular basis, I'm going to be a terrible mother. ;)
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