Thursday, January 04, 2007

Utter Confusion

I was going to write about how confused I am after watching the ho-hum animated movie BARNYARD with my niece and son on New Years Eve. I always thought cows, the ones that have utters, nipples and produce milk were female. In the movie, they're boy cows, with utters & nipples. Perhaps this is a sign of the times or a glimpse of things to come or maybe I've misunderstood all these years. I'm not sure, but I'll keep an open mind and as Ben says, I'll be the bigger cow.

Instead I bring you this from "The Jeepers" family:


Effects of Drugs and Alcohol on Spiders

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7 Comments:

Blogger Lone Grey Squirrel said...

Hilarious! The spiders.
Worrying! the animators who drew male cows.

Friday, 05 January, 2007  
Blogger Canada said...

THAT'S why I won't watch that movie!!!

Friday, 05 January, 2007  
Blogger crse said...

oh my god my friend sent me this exact same link this morning!

See? I was wondering this myself about cows in general, although i got scammed out of seeing the movie because somebody worked through his irrational fear of the coyotes and watched the dvd all in the same night while I was gone. I thought boy cows were bulls. But what are cattle because they dont look just like bulls. And they seem a lot more aggressive than your average udder swinging coy milk cow.....

Friday, 05 January, 2007  
Blogger nancycle said...

lone grey squirrel - agreeing!

canada - that's why?! You knew of this transcow?

crse - think it's the same friend?! yeah, me neither.

trust me, you missed NOTHING. But yeah, I thought the same as you. Damn it, I'd write a letter if I wasn't on my last ounce on energy giving life!!! curses. Cattle? Hm. I think cattle are beef boys and girls. I researched it, I swear to god. By the time i reached cattle, I was well aware I was "suppose" to be working and refocused.

We may never know...Egads!

Friday, 05 January, 2007  
Blogger Canada said...

Ahem, cattle are steers, as in they are neutered bulls. No balls, no udders, nothing hanging down. Hence the term "Rocky mountain oyster" for a delicacy available during the season of castration. (high on the "eeew" factor, if you ask me!)

Monday, 08 January, 2007  
Blogger nancycle said...

Oh dear lord.

I think I dated a cattle once.

Thanks for bringing forward the correct answer. I think it's odd that I can actually HEAR your voice when I read you comments.

....just thought I'd share....=)

Monday, 08 January, 2007  
Blogger Boo said...

Despite the udders (I looked a big ? at hubby when we saw that - but hey, its animated, who cares??))... I LOVED that movie.

It was HYSTERICAL. I want to see it AGAIN...

:D

Monday, 08 January, 2007  

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