Utter Confusion

I was going to write about how confused I am after watching the ho-hum animated movie BARNYARD with my niece and son on New Years Eve. I always thought cows, the ones that have utters, nipples and produce milk were female. In the movie, they're boy cows, with utters & nipples. Perhaps this is a sign of the times or a glimpse of things to come or maybe I've misunderstood all these years. I'm not sure, but I'll keep an open mind and as Ben says, I'll be the bigger cow.

Instead I bring you this from "The Jeepers" family:

Effects of Drugs and Alcohol on Spiders